Doug Larson on Children
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.”
Doug Larson on Age
“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.”
Doug Larson on Language
“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.”
Doug Larson Cynical Quote
“A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.”
Doug Larson on Aging
“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.”
Doug Larson on Work
“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
