Marriage
Socrates on Marriage
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
Josh Billings on Marriage
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.”
Judith Viorst on Marriage
“One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.”
Rodney Dangerfield on Marriage
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Honoré de Balzac on Marriage
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
Helen Rowland on Marriage
“One man’s folly is another man’s wife.”
Saint Jerome on Marriage
“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.”