Animals
Alfred North Whitehead on Dogs and Cats
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
Sir Alec Issigonis Funny Quote
“A camel is a horse designed by a committee”
Will Rogers on Doctors
“The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter-he’s got to just know.”
W. C. Fields on Gambling
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
Ogden Nash on Dogs
“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”
Blaise Pascal on Angels
“Man is neither angel nor beast, and unhappily whoever wants to act the angel, acts the beast.”
Groucho Marx on Books
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
L. M. Boyd Cynical Quote
“There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.”