Funny, NatureDemetri Martin Funny Quote“I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.”Demetri Martin, New York Magazine, October 3, 2005Related Quotes:Judith Martin on Conversation "Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other,…Martin Luther King Jr. on Science "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles…Martin Luther King, Jr. on Equality "I have a dream that one day on the red hills of…Esther Dyson on Internet "The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you…Martin Luther King, Jr. on History "We are not makers of history. We are made by history." Martin…