Cynical, Funny, Media, Politics, SocietyLyndon B. Johnson on Politics“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read ‘President Can’t Swim’.”Lyndon B. Johnson 36th president of US (1908 – 1973)Related Quotes:Samuel Johnson on Literature "What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." Samuel…Samuel Johnson on Knowledge "Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge…Paul Johnson on Meaning "The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless." Paul JohnsonSamuel Johnson on Work "Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the…Samuel Johnson Funny Quote "Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say…