Doug Larson on Language

Posted on May 5, 2012 by Paul. Filed under Funny

“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.” Continue reading →

Doug Larson on Aging

Posted on Jul 30, 2011 by Paul. Filed under Age

“The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.” Continue reading →

Posted on Apr 11, 2011 by Paul. Filed under Children, Cynical

“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” Continue reading →

Posted on Oct 30, 2010 by Paul. Filed under Cynical

“A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.” Continue reading →

Posted on Sep 19, 2010 by Paul. Filed under Cynical, Work

“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.” Continue reading →