“Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.” Continue reading
“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.” Continue reading
“Every moment is an experience.” Continue reading
“There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there’s only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have a fairly good time.” Continue reading
“It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.” Continue reading
“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.” Continue reading
“The only thing I like about rich people is their money.” Continue reading
“Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend.” Continue reading
“The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.” Continue reading
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” Continue reading