“The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.” Continue reading
Helen Rowland on Life
Rodney Dangerfield on Marriage
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” Continue reading
George F. Will on Pessimism
“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” Continue reading
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe on Ideas
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.” Continue reading
Honoré De Balzac on Marriage
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” Continue reading
Bruce Grocott on Work
“I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.” Continue reading
Robert Bakker on Taxes
“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.” Continue reading
Peter Borden on Science
“Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.” Continue reading
George Carlin on Freedom
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” Continue reading
Harlan Ellison’s Funny Quote
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” Continue reading
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