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Category Archives: Funny
John Sladek on the Future
“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.” Continue reading
Rita Rudner Funny Quote
“My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.” Continue reading
Edgar Bergen on Work
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Continue reading
Will Rogers on Doctors
“The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter-he’s got to just know.” Continue reading
Dave Barry on Argument
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.” Continue reading
Thomas Szasz Cynical Quote
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.” Continue reading
Bob Wells on Government
“For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.” Continue reading
Samuel Goldwyn on Movies
“A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.” Continue reading
Hodding Carter on Television
“Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.” Continue reading
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