“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.” Continue reading
Category Archives: Funny
Rita Mae Brown on Computer Dating
“Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.” Continue reading
Lewis Carroll on Memory
“It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.” Continue reading
Oscar Wilde on Truth
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” Continue reading
Edward R. Murrow on TV
“When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.” Continue reading
Franklin P. Jones on Punctuality
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” Continue reading
Leo Rosten on Happiness
“Money can’t buy happiness, but neither can poverty.” Continue reading
Ronald Reagan on Economy
“The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.” Continue reading
Janet Long on Sanity
“Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.” Continue reading
George Carlin on Nature
“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.” Continue reading
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