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Robert X. Cringely on Technology

Posted on Jan 24, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Computers, Cynical, Funny, Technology

“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.”   Continue reading →

Lewis Thomas on Language

Posted on Jan 23, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny

“The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.”   Continue reading →

Caskie Stinnett on Diplomacy

Posted on Jan 23, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Politics

“A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”   Continue reading →

Oscar Wilde on Knowledge

Posted on Jan 22, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Intelligence, Knowledge, Society

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”   Continue reading →

Cullen Hightower on Knowledge

Posted on Jan 22, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Funny, Knowledge

“Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.”   Continue reading →

Dave Barry on Sports

Posted on Jan 21, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Sports

“Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.”   Continue reading →

Aristotle on Humor

Posted on Jan 21, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Funny, Philosophy

“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”   Continue reading →

Robert W. Sarnoff on Finance

Posted on Jan 20, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Business, Cynical, Funny, Money

“Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.”   Continue reading →

H. L. Mencken on Humanity

Posted on Jan 20, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Humanity

“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.”   Continue reading →

Mark Twain on Life

Posted on Jan 20, 2021 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Life

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”   Continue reading →

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