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Category Archives: Funny
T. S. Eliot on Humor
“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.” Continue reading
Jerome K. Jerome on Work
“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” Continue reading
Samuel Goldwyn on Writing
“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.” Continue reading
Mark Twain on Life
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” Continue reading
Doug Larson on Language
“If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.” Continue reading
Peter Ustinov on Money
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Continue reading
Arthur C. Clarke on Science Fiction
“Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.” Continue reading
Ronald Reagan on Politics
“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” Continue reading
Mark Twain on Education
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” Continue reading
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