“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” Continue reading
Category Archives: Funny
Eric Hoffer on Freedom
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” Continue reading
Robert Bakker on Taxes
“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.” Continue reading
Ronald Reagan on Politics
“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.” Continue reading
Rodney Dangerfield on Marriage
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” Continue reading
Jules Renard on Literature
“Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none.” Continue reading
Harry S. Truman on Economy
“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.” Continue reading
Mark Twain on Arguments
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” Continue reading
An English Professor on Writing
“I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.” Continue reading
Herb Caen on the Past
“I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.” Continue reading
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