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Category Archives: Funny
Mogens Jallberg on Democracy Vs. Feudalism
“In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.” Continue reading
Robert Heinlein on Progress
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” Continue reading
George Carlin on Freedom
“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?” Continue reading
Sir William Preece on the Telephone
“The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.” Continue reading
Rodney Dangerfield on Marriage
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” Continue reading
Abraham Lincoln on Tact
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.” Continue reading
Will Rogers Cynical Quote
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.” Continue reading
Rita Mae Brown on Computer Dating
“Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.” Continue reading
E. V. Lucas on Tardiness
“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” Continue reading
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