Robert Benchley on Quotations

Posted on Jul 4, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.” Continue reading →

Elbert Hubbard on Vacations

Posted on Jul 3, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Work

“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jul 3, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Intelligence, Politics, Power

“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jul 3, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Funny

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jul 3, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Money, Politics, Science

“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jul 2, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Politics

“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” Continue reading →

Posted on Jul 2, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Money, Sci-Fi, Science

“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jun 30, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Business, Cynical, Funny, Money

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jun 30, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Funny, Imagination

“He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.” Continue reading →

Posted on Jun 29, 2022 by Quotes Team. Filed under Cynical, Funny, Happiness, Life, Time

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” Continue reading →