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Category Archives: Funny
Elbert Hubbard on Vacations
“No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.” Continue reading
Mark Twain Cynical Quote on Politics
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” Continue reading
Peter Ustinov on Humor
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” Continue reading
Robert Bakker on Taxes
“I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.” Continue reading
Charles De Gaulle on Politics
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” Continue reading
John Sladek on the Future
“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.” Continue reading
Bob Hope on Money
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” Continue reading
Richard Brinsley Sheridan on Imagination
“He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.” Continue reading
E. V. Lucas on Tardiness
“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” Continue reading