“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.” Continue reading
Category Archives: Funny
Bertrand Russell on Books
“There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.” Continue reading
Jay Leno Cynical Quote
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.” Continue reading
Howard Scott on Business
“Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.” Continue reading
Alfred Hitchcock on Media
“Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.” Continue reading
Ronald Reagan on Government
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.'” Continue reading
Mark Twain on Lies
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Continue reading
Eric Hoffer on Freedom
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” Continue reading
Blore’s Razor
“Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.” Continue reading
Robert Benchley on Humor
“Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.” Continue reading
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