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Funny but True!

"The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal." H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 -...
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Funny

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." Harlan Ellison US science fiction author & screenwriter (1934 -...
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Archaeology vs. Diplomacy

"In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known." Thomas Pickering US diplomat (1931 -...
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Funny & Cynical

"A camel is a horse designed by a committee" Sir Alec...
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Humor

"Humor is also a way of saying something serious." T. S. Eliot British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet (1888 -...
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Dogs & Cats

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." Alfred North Whitehead English mathematician & philosopher (1861 -...
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Funny

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." Mark...
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Funny

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas A. Edison, (attributed) US inventor (1847 -...
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Funny

"True friends stab you in the front." Oscar...
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Funny, but so true!

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." Mark...
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Funny

"A day without laughter is a day wasted." Charlie...
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Movies & Funny

"I have a love interest in every one of my films - a gun" Arnold...
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Movies

"A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad." Samuel...
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