“The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.” Continue reading
Category Archives: Cynical
Gertrude Stein on Information
“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.” Continue reading
Sir Alec Issigonis Funny Quote
“A camel is a horse designed by a committee” Continue reading
James Thurber on Art
“He knows all about art, but he doesn’t know what he likes.” Continue reading
Kin Hubbard on Success
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” Continue reading
John Sladek on the Future
“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.” Continue reading
Edgar Bergen on Work
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Continue reading
Samuel Butler on Trouble
“Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.” Continue reading
Will Rogers on Doctors
“The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter-he’s got to just know.” Continue reading
Dave Barry on Argument
“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.” Continue reading
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