“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” Continue reading
Category Archives: Animals
Ogden Nash on Dogs
L. M. Boyd Cynical Quote
“There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.” Continue reading
Groucho Marx on Books
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Continue reading
Sir Alec Issigonis Funny Quote
“A camel is a horse designed by a committee” Continue reading
Woody Allen Cynical Quote
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.” Continue reading
Alfred North Whitehead on Dogs and Cats
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” Continue reading
Will Rogers on Doctors
“The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter-he’s got to just know.” Continue reading
W. C. Fields on Gambling
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” Continue reading
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